Stem Milk Shake

Well, I can categorically state that Stem Milk is strong AF and should be used with caution.

Obviously if you’ve been on any of my other blogs, you’ll know that I am currently following a pre-op diet which means that I am consuming liquid only. I don’t know if it’s affected my ability to handle vaping but I can’t honestly say that I have felt it’s made a difference. We decided that along with cleaning my Mighty properly, it might be worthwhile seeing if something like Stem Milk would affect me.

Below this is a series of photos that shows the state of my Mighty when we began, how many cotton buds, etc. died in the process of cleaning it off, the stem milk we produced following the recipe from yesterday, and how lovely all of the parts looked afterwards.

Stripes made me a shake using 50% of the stem milk and 50% water and one of the Exante or Kee shakes. It did taste a bit green – or maybe I was just noticing the difference between making the shakes up with milk instead of water. It definitely made it creamier to drink but the green taste was a bit off-putting. I’d taken all of usual night time precautions: I went to the bathroom, took my night-time meds, brushed my teeth and cleaned my face. I drank the shake around 9pm. By 9.30 pm, I was getting that familiar creep in my lower limbs that let me know that things were working – it’s basically like a warmth that creeps up from my toes, helps with the pain in my knees, hip and back, and then mellows out until I’m not suffering as badly as I often do.

I couldn’t even tell you the timing of the following, but I have a couple of quotes that Stripes wrote down.

”I need to write to my congressman about the M&S advert. I have the right to be outraged.”

I think this is because the latest M&S advert for men’s clothing/underwear seems to be saying that it’s unusual for white men to like a certain type of music, and only the really cool ones who wear M&S underwear will like particular songs. Why I thought it would help to write to my congressman about this, I have no idea, especially since I’m in the UK.

"Please somebody help me, I’m hearing from my eyeballs and I can’t see."

Well that seems pretty self-explanatory – I was tripping balls! Please note that there’s no mention of anyone helping me with my suddenly auditory eyeballs – I think that says it all!

I don’t actually remember going to bed, but I slept relatively well and woke up around 9 a.m.., realised that I was still stoned and went back to bed until just before 2 pm. As a method of getting to sleep, it looks like this worked very well – I am feeling quite rested today with no particular after-effects. I won’t be having the second half of the stem milk tonight because I just want to be sure that I’ve come out of the other side of this particular trip before I do it again! Definitely a success in terms of getting the most out of my reclaim I think.

I can’t believe just how disgusting my Mighty was looking inside and will do my best to clean it more often. I did clean out the main chamber with isopropyl alcohol, then ran it three or four times so that the alcohol would burn off. I will have to see if vaping from a freshly cleaned Mighty feels different tonight!

Experiment success I feel!

Planning to make Stem Milk

”Watching Latto’s Big Dick Energy: her anthropomorphic nipples!”

Stripes

Stripes and I have decided to try to make Stem milk. Watched a couple of videos on YouTube and I found these instructions on Reddit.

Disassemble the cooling unit. Remove the mesh and all rubber gaskets. Put aside the top holographic slider as it shouldn't be used in this recipe (or cleaned in ISO).

Place cooling unit, gaskets and mesh in a small saucepan with enough milk to cover. 200-300ml for me in my small saucepan. Heavy bottom pot saucepan is best for heat control.

You can add a teaspoon of butter/oil at this step to increase the fat content of the milk. (Necessary with low fat or plant based milk)

Over a low-medium heat bring your milk up to a simmer, stirring often.

When it starts to simmer, take it off the heat and let it sit for 5 mins. You will see lots of brown oily dots rise to the top as the reclaim detaches from the CU.

After 5 Mins use your orange poker tool to move any stubborn reclaim from the inside of the mouth piece or CU.

Put it back on a low medium heat whilst stirring. Take it off when it starts to simmer. Strain and enjoy.

Have fun. Focus on not letting the milk go past a simmer and you will be fine :)

I can’t credit the person who posted the instructions as they’ve deleted their reddit account, but the description matches what I’ve seen. I’ve seen a few people say that it takes a while to kick in, but then it kicks in hard. My cunning plan is to use it to get to sleep – use half of it watered down in my 8.30 pm shake and then hopefully sleep the sleep of the truly stoned all night long!

Firstly, I need to find the box my Mighty came in because it has tools, etc that should be helpful in taking it apart and putting it back together. I just hope that it’s not a repeat of the isopropyl alcohol incident where I basically poisoned myself! I will report back and hopefully, Stripes will be able to take photos and I need to find my High Thoughts book because this might well be one of those nights!!